Tag Archive: Manchester United


Excuses, I make

  • I am not well.
  • I have not been well.
  • I have to study.
  • I am having my period. (Works with the retarded ones)
  • I have been studying.
  • There’s a Football Match on.
  • I can’t help you on this. I am neither Superman,  nor Bob Dylan.
  • I am busy with something.
  • I am depressed.
  • I am playing.
  • I am attending a call.
  • I cannot be there on time.
  • I don’t even know you, dude.
  • Shahrukh and Salman are about to have their next fight.. soon.. very soon.
  • I have to go see Aaj Tak.. Oh, wait, India TV.
  • I am watching porn.
  • I am not allowed to get out of my house. I have been grounded for (make up your own time period).
  • Manchester United are playing a Carling Cup match.
  • I am blogging.
  • Inception was great.
  • I don’t want to.
  • I know Miley Cyrus.. (From some TV show, named Hannah Montana?)
  • I have just been dumped.
  • Someone filed a case against me.. For something.. What the heck? I need to deal with it.
  • I don’t know to drive.
  • Facebook is the Best. What’s the excuse? I am Facebooking, Moron.
  • I freaking don’t WANT to.

I seriously have no excuse now for such a lame Blog Post. Okay, I do.

I was bored.

The other day I was just hanging around in the school fields with a certain friend of mine. We were talking soccer. Suddenly a bunch of eager faces pass by and I hear one of them screaming out, (now I do not know if that was intentional) “Ronaldo? O khelte paare naki? Ball niye nachleyi hoye gelo? Aar Rooney? What does he think himself to be??/Ronaldo? Does he even know how to play? Is there any profit in dancing with the ball? And Rooney? What does he think himself to be?”. And next what I hear is that “Ebar dekhis Tottenham bhalo khelte shuru korbe/Now you will see that Spurs will play well.”

It did not take much time for me to realize that those few were the usual Arsenal-Chelsea fans or ARSEnal-ChelSHIT (if thats a better way of putting things). But the point here is that I fail to understand each time as in why do people tend to hate Manchester United just for nothing. A sane person requires at least one particular reason to hate something or somebody. But when it comes to hating Man Utd its like “Hey…Lets hate Man Utd”. Now how sick is that?

This reminds me of a song I used to hum all the time in my class 6-7 days – Boyzone’s Love Me For A Reason (Did I get the name right?). Although I never really bothered to understand the meaning of the song :P . Its time now, I guess that I should sing the same song, just replacing “ME” with “MU” and “Love” with “Hate. I mean look dude this is hilarious, you suddenly start hating Man Utd for no specific reason?

OK, I understand if you are a fan of the rest three in the Fatal Four or AC Milan you’ve got all the reasons on earth to hate Man Utd, but if you are a Sunderland fanatic or a Villareal fan why would you hate Man Utd, unless of course you are playing them in the weekend. Its perfect to dislike a club if you are fan of another but u know what is like literally HATING!

In the past two decades Man Utd have given English football a whole new meaning and world football at large. They have easily become ‘the’ most supported club. But it surely does not form the bulk of the footballing fraternity. We (if I am allowed to say that) are the most successful club since the inception of the English Premier League. “Initial strugglers to later heroes”.

Is the immense success we boast about which makes others jealous and hence the hatred?? If its that then people listen up. Here is what I say. Liverpool is a club I really look upto. Man just look at them , they are a FIVE time European Champion. And which makes them the most successful English club along with their domestic glories. Well then why don’t hate Liverpool?

Money matters. Oh yes, it does. Now I do remember that time and again Man Utd have been earning the highest revenue and is probably the richest club in the world. I wish that Beckham still being in the car. The shirt sales in an year alone would have bought a lower division club! :P .
So, I presume you rightly get my point. Well, just the fact we are filthy rich is enough for people to you know what. When Malcom Glazer took over the club, acquiring 100% shares the club was under heavy debt and still is.But still they have easily managed to buy in players and mind you with huge amounts of sterling. Now that’s the Man Utd way.

As my perplexity deepens even more, I find out another probable reason. Its the men who ultimately matter. Players. Man Utd have attracted some of the best players in the world and who each one of them is a legend. The named number 7 jersey alone has bore some of the best. Charlton, Best, Cantona, Beckham, Ronaldo. Man Utd have produced some of the best in their own positions. Schemiechel under the woodwork. Stam and Charlton before him. Beckham, Giggs, Best and Ronaldo on the wings. Then we had Roy Keane who redefined the holding position. In the front line we boast about having legends like Cantona, Law and recently Van Nistelrooy and Rooney. These names are good enough for anyone to cast a black eye. But is Man Utd the only club with big names? Who is better than Real Madrid when it comes to having the biggest of names in the industry. So, it pretty much comes down to the same thing. Just an EXCUSE!

I remain perpetually confused in this regard. Although I do have come to a probable conclusion. As the devil holds his head high, there reads few words below him – “THE WORLD’S GREATEST CLUB”. I guess that sums up most of it. Doesn’t it?

Till then keep hating Man Utd as they forge towards greater glories!

Glory, Glory, to Man Utd!

Bye,

Dipanjan

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