Things I learnt in the past week!

As the title says…

• Boys can’t concentrate nicely, when girls send them love letters. There are exceptions.
• Girls, who don’t like you, always have some problem with you. They just hate you.
• Fox News isn’t News.
• Dhoni has not lost his touch, yet.
• The Kolkata Derby has not lost its sheen. But it is ruining Indian Football.
• The New Facebook Live Feed is lame although innovative.
• Tanmay is a Philosopher.
• Iohannes would chose playing PES 2010 over any other comfort in this world.
• When I love someone, I become mad, and almost too passionate for the other person’s comfort.
• Indira Gandhi still has her share of Haters and Fans, and still is as controversial as ever.
• George Bush is not a hated personality in India. That’s why I say India is different from the World.
• Aamir is going all out for his Next Film’s promotion, 3 Idiots. Maybe taking some cue from the Publicity Freak, SRK.
• My sister has still not grown up. Sometimes, she is such a kiddo.
• People read my Blog, even though I don’t ask them to.
• Iohannes is less lazy than me.
• 2 States: Love Story of My Marriage, is Chetan Bhagat’s life story.
• I can type very fast in my Cell phone. Very fast. At least, faster than others. That’s because I have a proper keyboard in my cell.
• I hate Physics. I never did before.
• I love Biology. I always did.
• If given a chance, I can sleep for 15 hours or more.
• I love School, when I go i.e.
• I get screwed up much more than a normal person.
• I miss my Childhood. Maybe, The moments I had in it more.
• I should have become a Footballer. I was talented.
• Channel [V] is no MTV. MTV is no VH1.
• Pen is mightier than the sword. Sometimes, literally.
• MS Windows 7 is better than Windows Vista. You expected something more? Don’t tell me!
• I like KFC’s brand of chicken. I love McDonald’s more.
• The applications available for iPhone is better, qualitatively and quantity wise too.
• My Maa gains weight very damn fast. That’s more because of her thyroid problems.
• I am very lazy. I cannot keep up to my promises. I forget things easily.
• Mohit aspires to be a teacher.
• Its fun annoying Maheen.
• Everybody in Bengal knows about Classical Music.
• Girls have a fetish for Bags, Shoes, Lip-Stick, Junk [Costume] Jewelery, Kajal. Some exceptions are always there.
• I can love Physics, provided the teacher is good enough. And good-looking.

I need to sleep now. Enough of what I have learnt.

Day Five and Six: Of War, 2 States and Love Chits.

Been very busy lately and sleepy too. That is why I am finding it extremely difficult to write day in day out. Therefore, today’s post will summarize today and yesterday both in a single post.

Yesterday: Went to School in the morning. Had a pretty good day at School. The thing is whenever I got to School; I make the most of it. When I got to School i.e. Its so damn hard to write about what I did yesterday man. I don’t remember most of what I did today itself, so yesterday is too far-fetched for me. But I have to try. The classes at School were pretty normal, nothing mentionable. The Best part of School yesterday was the Chalk-Fight that we had during the Lunch Break. Everyone, rather than having their food, was involved in the War. Yes, practically a war. And there were no Teams or allegiance. Everyone was hitting everyone. If they got a chalk from somewhere, they would hit you. Now, I think this is a good thing. Because we all bring out our Violent Streaks through this. I loved to do it personally. Was great great Fun. And also I haven’t submitted my Bengali Copy for like more than two weeks after she asked me to do. The teacher instructed me to submit it tomorrow, i.e. today. I did not do it, eventually.

After coming back to home I took my Maa to the Best shopping Streets in town. I promised her that we will go. And 28^th October, 2009 was the day. The first thing I bought for myself was the Book, ‘2 States: the Story of my Marriage,’ by the Most loved Indian Author, Chetan Bhagat. I completed 34 pages of it while my Maa was busy shopping and I was walking behind her. There I was with a Book in my hand, everybody looking at me thinking of me as a Nerd, and talking about it with their friends, felt nice but weird for me. I don’t know why people call me a Nerd. Yes, I maybe smart and may be getting good Marks and Grades at School, but that in no way whatsoever means that I am a bookworm. Anyways, I will write the review of the Book soon. My Maa has a fetish for Bags and Shoes. She has truckloads of them at our Home. I sometimes tell her to start a Boutique of these things basically because she has not used so many of the things she has bought over the years. She also got me a Nice Jute Bag for going to the tuitions. It was already late, maybe 9, when she finally decided to stop. I was fucking hungry at that moment. The combination of words is to be ignored. We ate at KFC. I am not a Great fan of their brand of chicken but I had to go since Maa insisted. I prefer McDonalds to KFC. Then we returned home, and I started reading 2 States again. It’s kind of engrossing and hilarious at patches. I will discuss about  it sometime later at another post.

The Day ended and I slept at 4 AM, because ‘the Killers’ were not letting me sleep. I also heard a few Old Hindi Songs, and talked to Iohannes and Gunita when I was online for some time at about 11 PM. Was a pretty joyous day and I hoped that 29^th will be good too. I hoped.

Today: I told Dad that I won’t go to School today beforehand at night. I did not go to School, and woke up at.. Hold your Breath….. 3 PM. It was like got all of my sleep, at a single nap. My Sleep was stored up, so I needed to do it anyhow. Woke up and Breakfast time was well well past. Lunch time also had passed away for some people. I had my lunch. Maa fed me, as she normally does. I like it when she feeds me. Makes me feel like a Kid all over again. Went to attend the Aakash [with two 'A's] Institution Classes. I have those classes on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays. They are a struggle to attend. I mean to sit for so long. 4 and a half hours to be precise. Had fun there too. Played a prank on one of my friends. In a small chit I wrote, ‘You are looking good today,’ and threw that to Ritesh. He thought a girl had sent him this, and due to this excitement he could not concentrate the whole time. When after the class, I told him that the chit was thrown by me, he was livid. But, I was laughing and after some moments of jovial silence he laughed too. I am not talking with many people there at Akash these days because they are too strange for my taste. He girls are too conservative. Most of them except for one. And she also has to control herself, being one of them. Then came back home at 9 PM, had some wafers and Coffee. Saw bits of Bigg Boss, and now am writing this. Will ask Maa for the modem in some time, and then hopefully publish this. Ciao.

Love,

Dipanjan