2009, Oh 2009!

Things that I learnt in 2009:

• Aamir Rocked in Ghajini!
• Kolkata Knight Riders Don’t.
• Life is Monotonous.
• Life is Crazy.
• Life is interesting. (Only on a certain occasions..)
• Or always?
• FC Barcelona are not from this planet.
• Shahrukh is obsessed with his work. He needs to rest.
• New age Cinema Is Dev. D. Or is it Wake Up Sid? Or Rocket Singh?
• Slumdog Millionaire did not deserve the 7-8 [I am not sure how many it got]Oscars it got.
• Or did it?
• Board Exams can be nerve-wrecking.
• I can do well in the Board Exams. Could still have done better than I did. Shit!
• Social-Networking is not my life.
• Or is it? (Fuck!..)
• Love can be tough, and hard to sustain.
• ‘Love’ itself.
• I have changed for the better. Changed what though?
• Parents can sometimes be a Pain in the ass.
• Parents are God. Or Gods? (Grammar, dumb-asses?)
• Rooney is better than Ronaldo as a person.
• As a footballer too!
• I am destined to achieve something ‘Big’. I have known this for a long time. But how to achieve that? (Tell me? Anyone?)
• It is damn difficult to adjust to new surroundings.
• I am born for something Better. Probably, the Best!
• U2 are the Best Band in the world.
• Green day are the second Best band in the world. Or Coldplay?
• Pritam Rocks!
• A virus can ruin your life. Ditto for Malwares, Spywares.
• I befriend people very fast. When my mood is right i.e.
• I am a Footie freak. Re: My Twitter Account.
• I am Me.
• I love you.
• Physics is tough. As is Chemistry.
• Even 32 GB of memory in my Mobile is not enough for me.!
• Some films should just remain a Trailer.
• 3 Idiots is not FPS [for starters its Five Point Someone]. I mean its not a complete adaptation of the Book.
• India does not need the bifurcation and trifurcation of states. We do not need Telengana! We do not!
• I ask way too many questions. I also answer them myself.
• India needs to pull up its socks to organize a successful Commonwealth Games.
• Hindi Music is still melodious. Case in point, Tum Mile.
• Salman can still kick everybody’s arse when he is in his mood. Case in point, Wanted.
• Guy Ritchie can make anything cool.
• Avatar is the Movie of the Decade. Period. PERIOD!
• But The Hurt Locker is the Movie of the Year. (I am such a jackass)
• Tiger Woods is not my idol.
• I don’t change my idols every week. Seriously don’t.
• I am bad.
• I am good.

Okay. So as you might have already noticed, I am still as dysfunctional as I was. I still need to learn a lot of things. I am still not sure if I learned anything at all in 2009. It was the strangest year of my life, by far.

Enough! Peace now!

Yours Sincerely

Dipanjan Das

Things I learnt in the past week!

As the title says…

• Boys can’t concentrate nicely, when girls send them love letters. There are exceptions.
• Girls, who don’t like you, always have some problem with you. They just hate you.
• Fox News isn’t News.
• Dhoni has not lost his touch, yet.
• The Kolkata Derby has not lost its sheen. But it is ruining Indian Football.
• The New Facebook Live Feed is lame although innovative.
• Tanmay is a Philosopher.
• Iohannes would chose playing PES 2010 over any other comfort in this world.
• When I love someone, I become mad, and almost too passionate for the other person’s comfort.
• Indira Gandhi still has her share of Haters and Fans, and still is as controversial as ever.
• George Bush is not a hated personality in India. That’s why I say India is different from the World.
• Aamir is going all out for his Next Film’s promotion, 3 Idiots. Maybe taking some cue from the Publicity Freak, SRK.
• My sister has still not grown up. Sometimes, she is such a kiddo.
• People read my Blog, even though I don’t ask them to.
• Iohannes is less lazy than me.
• 2 States: Love Story of My Marriage, is Chetan Bhagat’s life story.
• I can type very fast in my Cell phone. Very fast. At least, faster than others. That’s because I have a proper keyboard in my cell.
• I hate Physics. I never did before.
• I love Biology. I always did.
• If given a chance, I can sleep for 15 hours or more.
• I love School, when I go i.e.
• I get screwed up much more than a normal person.
• I miss my Childhood. Maybe, The moments I had in it more.
• I should have become a Footballer. I was talented.
• Channel [V] is no MTV. MTV is no VH1.
• Pen is mightier than the sword. Sometimes, literally.
• MS Windows 7 is better than Windows Vista. You expected something more? Don’t tell me!
• I like KFC’s brand of chicken. I love McDonald’s more.
• The applications available for iPhone is better, qualitatively and quantity wise too.
• My Maa gains weight very damn fast. That’s more because of her thyroid problems.
• I am very lazy. I cannot keep up to my promises. I forget things easily.
• Mohit aspires to be a teacher.
• Its fun annoying Maheen.
• Everybody in Bengal knows about Classical Music.
• Girls have a fetish for Bags, Shoes, Lip-Stick, Junk [Costume] Jewelery, Kajal. Some exceptions are always there.
• I can love Physics, provided the teacher is good enough. And good-looking.

I need to sleep now. Enough of what I have learnt.