- I am not well.
- I have not been well.
- I have to study.
- I am having my period. (Works with the retarded ones)
- I have been studying.
- There’s a Football Match on.
- I can’t help you on this. I am neither Superman, nor Bob Dylan.
- I am busy with something.
- I am depressed.
- I am playing.
- I am attending a call.
- I cannot be there on time.
- I don’t even know you, dude.
- Shahrukh and Salman are about to have their next fight.. soon.. very soon.
- I have to go see Aaj Tak.. Oh, wait, India TV.
- I am watching porn.
- I am not allowed to get out of my house. I have been grounded for (make up your own time period).
- Manchester United are playing a Carling Cup match.
- I am blogging.
- Inception was great.
- I don’t want to.
- I know Miley Cyrus.. (From some TV show, named Hannah Montana?)
- I have just been dumped.
- Someone filed a case against me.. For something.. What the heck? I need to deal with it.
- I don’t know to drive.
- Facebook is the Best. What’s the excuse? I am Facebooking, Moron.
- I freaking don’t WANT to.
I seriously have no excuse now for such a lame Blog Post. Okay, I do.
I was bored.
