Caution: Writer’s Block Ahead

As usual, I stopped writing here. And as usual, I am back again.

The reasons are manifold.

Board Exams. Exams always do me in.

My severe laziness. That’s one niggling disease I can’t seem to get rid of.

A new phase in life. And it doesn’t really mean a good one. Just a new one. Let’s see how this one goes. Fingers crossed.

Till next time, this is all I have.

(Man! The writer’s block is killing me. Though I love using the phrase - writer’s block.)

I got it from Google that got it from a Blog that got it from a guy that got it from another guy. I think.

2011: Of turning 18 and..

Status of 2010: Successful. Wiser. Smarter(!). Fatter.

Resolutions for this year:

To get a backstage entry into a Victoria’s Secret Angels‘ show.

Love the parents.

Pass out respectably from the School, and get into a decent college.

Get laid before turning.. 18?

Learn to cook.

#4 Again. (Wait, you were not numbering these commandments?!)

Unsubscribe all the useless magazines that I don’t even have the time to read.

Make some real contribution and help the needy. Yes, I will finally seed my torrents!

Won’t judge a book by it’s cover.

Become friendly, and stay in touch with all of my friends! And make some new ones too.

Will give heavy metal one more chance.

Will curb my desire to troll, and be nice. Or nicer.

And see all the Movies that are stacked up in my computer hard drive.

And, and write more frequently on this Blog. Say it with me – Alas!

And, and, and be happy.

Oh, also Happy New Year 2011 to all of you who read that shit. Any help in achieving all these aims is welcome.

 

P.S. : Sorry for the self-indulgence, freaks. Ah, nevermind..

P.S. II : I only have 278 days to carry out #4. Shucks.

Imagine No “Imagine”

If  Lennon had lived, he would have been 70 years old today.  John Lennon’s music history, his philosophy on life, the war, love, has impacted generation during his lifetime and beyond.  In remembrance, today Google has given searchers a Lennon Tribute, make sure you check it out here. An animated line drawing, with exactly what you’d expect in the audio track. Must it always be “Imagine”? Why should he always be known for just that one “Imagine”?

Imagine no “Imagine”
What song would they use
For every Lennon tribute
In the annual Lennon news
Imagine all the people
Freed from that old song…

You may say I’m a dreamer
Like some crazy peacenik dove
I hope someday you’ll join me
And the new song would be Love.

My Head

I have the got the Biggest head in the world. It is heavy, plump and doesn’t fit properly into vests. Bigger trouble is getting out of my vests. Always need someone to help me get out of my Vests (if and when I wear them).

And, I was never great in heading a Ball while playing Football.

Whereas, my essay Headers have always been appreciated.

I am heading out now.

And, till next time listen to this:

Excuses, I make

• I am not well.
• I have not been well.
• I have to study.
• I am having my period. (Works with the retarded ones)
• I have been studying.
• There’s a Football Match on.
• I can’t help you on this. I am neither Superman,  nor Bob Dylan.
• I am busy with something.
• I am depressed.
• I am playing.
• I am attending a call.
• I cannot be there on time.
• I don’t even know you, dude.
• Shahrukh and Salman are about to have their next fight.. soon.. very soon.
• I have to go see Aaj Tak.. Oh, wait, India TV.
• I am watching porn.
• I am not allowed to get out of my house. I have been grounded for (make up your own time period).
• Manchester United are playing a Carling Cup match.
• I am blogging.
• Inception was great.
• I don’t want to.
• I know Miley Cyrus.. (From some TV show, named Hannah Montana?)
• I have just been dumped.
• Someone filed a case against me.. For something.. What the heck? I need to deal with it.
• I don’t know to drive.
• Facebook is the Best. What’s the excuse? I am Facebooking, Moron.
• I freaking don’t WANT to.

I seriously have no excuse now for such a lame Blog Post. Okay, I do.

I was bored.